Archive for June, 2009

SYTYCD Top 8: Still Not Meeting Its Potential (6/24)

June 25, 2009

1-Karla Garcia and Jonathan Platero
Hip Hop by Dave Scott
“By My Side” by Jadakiss featuring Ne-Yo

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Definitely not a strong start to the show. They were slightly overpraised last week due to the strength of their song and managed to avoid being in the bottom three. That ain’t happening this week. Clearly Karla is the better dancer here and unfortunately she may go due to her partner. Hip-Hop is knocking ‘em dead this season and not in the good way.

2-Asuka Kondoh and Vitolio Jeune
Jazz by Mandy Moore
“Heartbreaker” by Pat Benetar

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This routine was better than the first, however it did not break my heart. Here’s the deal, Asuka doesn’t seem to be able to sync up music with movement. They were off almost the entire time as certain moves should have been accented by the beats in the music. Asuka got off and and she was never able to find her way back. Vitolio tried his best to try and move with her so that at least they would be off together, but he couldn’t. Basically, their intro package saved them this week from elimination.

3-Melissa Sandvig and Ade Obayomi
Rumba by Tony Meredith
“Emotions” by Destiny’s Child

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Surprisingly, this ended up being one of the best numbers of the night although if I would be okay if I never heard this song again. I am still not contacted to these two as a couple. Technically they are good dancers and they seem to have some lukewarm chemistry but they are not electric yet. Also, I am surprised no one commented on Ade’s ba-dunka dunk as last season, everyone was obsessed every time Joshua wore tight pants. I can’t wait for this pair to get Hip-Hop.

4-Janette Manrara and Brandon Bryant
Hip-Hop by Dave Scott
“What A World” by Common featuring Chester French

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Brandon impressed with his versatility in this number. I did not expect him to be such a good Hip-Hopper. Unfortunately, I found the rehearsal footage slightly more engaging then the number. Their costumes were terrible and whoever did Janette’s hair was clearly drunk. I could never really get behind the concept of the number and poor Janette. Not only did she look like a hot mess, but there was pretty much nothing for her to do during this number. It is pretty obvious that Dave Scott focused almost completely on Brandon.

5-Kayla Radomski and Kupono Aweau
Viennese Waltz by Jean-Marc Generaux
“Sweet Dreams for You” by Jewel

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While I was against this pairing initially, I think it worked out pretty well. Kupono seems high-maintenance and I grow weary of the judges’ love affair with Kayla. However, the routine was simply elegant and I loved the concept of the routine which showed through and made sense. Visually, this number really worked and may possibly have been the best number of the night which isn’t saying much in a night of mediocrity.

6-Randi Evans and Evan Kasprzak
Contemporary by Mia Michaels
“Koop Island Blues” by Koop featuring Ane Brun

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More than any other number, this routine had so much potential but didn’t really live up to it. Hysterical how Mia Michaels final words during the intro package were “I know what it is supposed to look like, and right now it looks cliche”. I would not have lunch with her. That isn’t to say that I didn’t love the number and for me it is the most memorable (as I walked around the house afterwards trying to mimic the movements). In rewatching the number, Brandi was very strong but I don’t think Evan ever really let himself go. Evan is clearly a really nice guy and a bit of a nerd and I think that he can only play characters that are very innocent nice guys. Watching him in this number as a guy obsessed with Brandi’s butt was not believable. I would love to see this number again with someone else dancing it…although I can’t really think of what other guy could pull it off.

7-Caitlin Kinney and Jason Glover
Paso Doble by Jean-Marc Generaux
“O Fortuna” by Mozaretum Orchestra Salzburg & Kurt Prestel

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Jason is quickly becoming my favorite guy dancer. He is versatile. He has got a great personality and he has a good range of believable characters. Caitlin needs to go. She struggles…a lot and should have gone before Ashley:-( This number was almost entirely made by the music which was perfect. The judges were right in calling Jason out for not connecting with his partner, but he definitely attempted to capture the spirit of the Paso Doble.

8-Jeanine Mason and Phillip Chbeeb
Broadway by Tyce DiOrio
“Moses Supposes” by Singin’ In The Rain

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Phillip is no Joshua. Let’s get that out on the table right now. I am happy that Nigel offered the cautious advice that you better start to live up to your hype or the judges are going to be upset with you. This number was surprising in that I didn’t hate it, but it was probably my love for “Singin’ In the Rain” that carried me. Phillip is also no Gene Kelly either. The couch jump was neat! The ripped pants was not. Again, could have been a good number but it just fell short.

Final Thoughts:

I just don’t see how Karla and Jonathan are going to survive this week. I have no idea which two couples will join them in the bottom three. Probably Asuka and Vitollio. Maybe Philip and Jeanine.

Tonight and last week have just been aiight for me. (Sorry for not posting last week, it was a crazy week and I just couldn’t find the time). Tonight especially was about missed opportunities. So many of the numbers should have been better than they were.

J Ramp Out!

SYTYCD Top 20: Just Like Lady GaGa Says…If It’s Not Rough, It Isn’t Fun (6/10)

June 11, 2009

1-Jeanine Mason and Philip Chbeeb
Hip-Hop by Tabitha and Napoleon
“Mad” by Ne-Yo

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I did not start out a Philip fan, but he is growing on me. It definitely helped to see him in a choreographed number because his popping&locking had not really made an impression on my until tonight. Jeanine did well to keep up with him and the whole number was rather adorable. However, I couldn’t help but view it a little bit like they were a lesser version of Joshua and Katee. Maybe that’s just because I didn’t like the song that much. A strong start to the season in any case.

2-Asuka Kondoh and Vitolia Jeune
Broadway by Tyce Diorio
“Hot Honey Rag” from Chicago

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Before I start let me say that I hate Tyce Di’Orio. I think he is obnoxious and I want to rip off the thin line of facial hair along his chin. In particular, when Tyce choreographs a Broadway routine, I am often left disappointed at the routine and a little sad at the precious moments of my life that have been wasted. This routine was really no different. It was not terrible, but in the context of the show tonight…it was one of the worst. The choreography didn’t punch or build with the music. Their chemistry was non-existent. They appear to be good dancers as far as I can tell, but they are in trouble tonight for sure.

3-Karla Garcia and Jonathan Platero
Cha Cha by Tony Meredith
“Poker Face” by Lady GaGa

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The judges freaked out about this way more than I expected them too. Technically it was fine. The lighting was cool and the music was an interesting choice and might have worked if the dancers pulled it off with their personality. Unfortunately, I was distracted the entire time by the twelve year old boy on stage in a sheer top that showed his nips! Seriously, I will never be able to take him seriously if he keeps smiling all the time. He is potentially the Thayne of this season. I believe this couple will be in trouble as well!

4-Randi Evans and Evan Kasprzak
Jazz by Tyce Diorio
“I Only Have Eyes For You” by Jamie Cullum

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Okay, so Randi and Evan are probably my favorite couple at this point for making me enjoy a Tyce routine. Beyond that though, these are two incredibly talented dancers. Evan blew my expectations out of the water by the stuff he could do. Randi comes from this background so I wasn’t as surprised by her performance. However, it was a truly moving performance that was just beautifully done. I heart them!

5-Paris Torres and Tony Bellissimo
Hip Hop by Tabitha and Napolean
“Let The Beat Rock” by The Black Eyed Peas

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I do not heart them so much. Actually, as people they are fine but as dancers they are coming up a little short. I don’t think it will take America much time at all to discover that Tony is not in fact a strong dancer. In fact, I believe he is likely the worst dancer in the Top 20 based on tonight’s show. I actually enjoyed Paris quite a bit and she rocked those black leather hot pants! Yes she did! She also wiped the floor with Tony on his own “style” since he is supposed to be a popper. This routine could have been better than it was and this couple is also in trouble this week.

6-Caitlin Kinney and Jason Glover
Bollywood by Nakul Dev Mahajan
“Jai Ho” from Slumdog Millionaire

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Love him. Not sold on her yet. She rubbed me the wrong way in Hollywood week and I haven’t really recovered. I also don’t think she is that talented which I think was evident in that she was a bit sloppy in this number. Jason was exceptional in this number as his precision and character were right on point! However, I am so glad to see that Bollywood seems to work as a category! Can’t wait for more!

7-Janette Manrara and Brandon Bryant
Foxtrot by Louie Van Amstel
“Come Fly With Me” by Michael Buble

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I think Louie Van Amstel was brought on board due to the fact that Alex Di Silva is undergoing sexual assault charges. Fortunately for us, Louie Van Amstel totally rocks! This was quite possibly the first Foxtrot I have enjoyed on the show. It was lovely! Brandon’s head does not match his body at all. His body is pure muscle while his head looks like a kewpie doll. I would advice that he shave off that stupid bit of a mustache he is attempting to grow and that may help. I did appreciate how they both injected personality into the performance though!

8-Ashley Valerio and Kupono Aweau
Jazz by Wade Robson
“Felt Mountain” by Goldfrapp

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I loved this number to be sure! However, the concept overpowered the choreography. I don’t really feel like I know if Ashly and Kupono are great dancers because the dance was not the highlight of this piece. Wade Robson exists in his own little creative world and it is strange to consider that he has evolved into this genius after choreographing for N*Sync and Britney Spears. BTW, he is also the reason that Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears broke up and don’t think I have forgotten that Mister I’m Married To An Asian Woman Now. A great piece that did little to highlight the performers however they will make it to next week so I’m not worried.

9-Melissa Sandvig and Ade Obayomi
Contemporary by Mandy Moore
“Right Here Waiting” by Richard Marx

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I did not connect emotionally to this number as much as the judges, but I thought it was superb technically. I know Melissa is 29 but her hair tonight made her like 47 if she is a day. In general this number felt a bit dated to me probably because of the hair and the 80s music. I will be interested to see what happens when they get some different styles. Hip Hop for example or Salsa.

10-Kayla Radomski and Max Kapitannikov
Samba by Louis Van Amstel
“Jum Bah Day” by House of Gypsies

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Loved this number! I actually kind of love this couple too! I don’t know, we’ll see what happens next week! She did a great job for having never done ballroom before. It was a great number to end the show! The judges lost their mind which I thought may have been a bit much, but overall this Top 20 appears to be extremely talented.

Bottom Couples:
Asuka and Vitolia
Karla and Jonathan
Paris and Tony

Great start to hopefully a great season!

J Ramp Out!